28.1.11
Rain, ur a noooooob shit.
Today is such an unlucky day that I just had to make a post about it. After so long, I finally decide to post something. In the early morning, I woke up and went to Sakura for cohesion. Reach there at 11.30 which was the supposed meeting time. No one there except Jansen. STUPID FUCK. DAMN FUCKING ANGRY. SORRY I JUST COME BACK FROM THE RAIN. Lunch started at around 12. Eat eat eat, then it was time to leave. Realised it was FUCKING RAINING. SO, since i live so near, i didn't bother to look for a ride. BOY WAS I FUCKED UP. I act like fucking banglah child and ran across to pioneer mrt. GUESS WHAT. BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE TRAFFIC LIGHT. IT TURNED RED AND I HAD TO WAIT THERE. THEN AFTER THAT I RUN ACROSS, I SLIPPED ON THE FUCKING GRASSS AND I LANDED ON THE ROAD. FUCKING PAIN. EVERYONE STARING AT ME LAUGHING. ok they not laughing but i was very very pai seh. SERIOUSLY. WAD THE FUCK. THEN I WENT INTO THE SHELTERED CARPARK. TRIED TO CLEAN MYSELF UP. THEN NOTICED 3 BANGLAH SITTING AROUND THEN STARING AT ME. I THINK BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A MESS. LIKE FROM GANG FIGHT COME OUT. THEN I REALISED WHY. MY WHOLE PANTS RIGHT SIDE ALL RED. LIKE KENA MENSTRUATION LIDDAT. FUCKING HELL. A LOT OF BLOOD. FUCKING ANGRY. SOMEMORE SO MUCH GRASS STUCK IN MY SLIPPER. I HOBBLED OVER TO THE MRT LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING SAD EMO CHILD WHO CUT HIMSELF IN THE LEG BECAUSE HE WAS TOO EMO AND WANTED TO GO TO THE TOILET TO CLEAN UP. WHEN I GOT TO THE TOILET I SAW A CLEANING UNCLE CLOSING THE GATE TO THE TOILET. FUCK LA. CHEE BYE SIA. SO SUAY. SO I LIMPED TO THE NEAREST KOPITIAM (YES MY FOOT WAS HURTING LIKE A BITCH), AND GO TO THE TOILET. CLEANED THE BLOOD OFF MY PANTS WITH SOAP. THEN WASHED OFF THE GRASS. FELT BAD FOR THE KOPITIAM PERSON BECAUSE A LOT OF GRASS STUCK IN THE SINK THERE. HAHAHAHAHA. THEN I WENT BACK TO THE MRT AND REALISED THE UNCLE ALREADI LIFT UP THE GATE. STUPID FUCK. NEVER LIFT UP EARLIER. HAI ME GO SO FAR TO CLEAN MYSELF. GOT STAIRCASE SOMEMORE. IDIOT. THEN I TAKE MRT. TAKE TAKE TAKE. UNTIL BOON LAY. THEN TAKE LIFT DOWN AND GO TAKE THE BUS. I WALK TOWARDS THE 243G IN THE INTERCHANGE. GOT TWO AUNTIE SITTING THERE. I TOT THEY WAITING FOR BUS. FUCK LA. TURNS OUT THE BUS ALREADI HERE LIAO. BUT THEY DUN WAN GET UP BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SIT. FUCKING STUPID IDIOT AUNTIES. FUCK U BOTH SHIT ASS BITCHES. HAI ME CANNOT GO UP THE BUS. NA BEI. CHAO CHEE BYE. AFTER I GOT ON THE BUS, I REALISED THE BUS STOP AT MY HOUSE NEED TO RUN ACROSS THE ROAD TO MY HOUSE. SO I THINK : " I VERY SMART, I THINK THIS BUS WILL DO A LOOP AND GO TO THE OPPOSITE BUS STOP. SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO INTO THE RAIN " BOY WAS I A FUCKING LOSER. I WAS FUCKING WRONG. ITS 243W THAT MAKES THE LOOP. SO I ENDED UP BACK IN THE INTERCHANGE. AND GUESS WHAT, IT PASSED BY THE BUS STOP AT THE PLACE I WAS EATING SAKURA AT. I FORGOT THERE WAS THIS DIRECT BUS I COULD TAKE. CHEEEEEE HONG. KAAAANNNN NIIII NAAAAAAA. SO I TAKE 243 AGAIN AND NOW I DUN CARE ALREADI. I DON'T WANT TO LOOP LIAO. I JUST RUN ACROSS THE ROAD. NOW HERE I AM, BITCHING AND COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP MY DAY IS. AND LATER AT NIGHT I GOT BTT. SO IF I FAIL BTT, ITS REALLI GOING TO BE THE 2ND MOST FUCKED UP DAY EVER. signing off, rayMOOOOOOND
7.4.10
Ignore my previous post. I must be high. Sniffed too much air-con air. o.o
To start off, when I review my previous post when I was more clear-headed and not on air-con drugs, I was shocked at my randomness. I couldn't believe I came up with all that shit. I think I was in a "Blog Trance", you know what I mean? Moving on...
Man 'Youtube' really has some crazy shit lying around somewhere if you are willing to spend some time digging around. 'FluffeeTalks','RayWilliamJohnson'....many more, go to my account to see the others. Can't think of any more off the top of my head at the moment.
Now, sometimes its not really the whole video that is "laugh-inducing", rather its those little snippets of nonsense and portions of "ridiculous-ness". (I just made that word up since I suddenly realised I have reached the limits of my vast and boundless cumulation of vocabulary) Kudos for the use of 'Big words' and the shamelessness emanating from the very essence of that sentence. Nah'~. I use the dictionary all the time. I'm just sayin'. Oh coming to this point, it is of great importance that EVERYONE, should know I read books, not just play the computer everyday and have my eyes checked and found out my degree increased again. I borrowed a book called "30 days to a more powerful memory". Just for the fun of it. Thought it might be better to do something constructive for my remainder of my days of freedom. I spent 2 days and I only got through to the first quarter of the book. Haha. I'm just not cut out for reading. I'm NOT A NERD. I'm kidding yet again. Not only nerds read books...Douchebags and people in high school read books too. I'm just sayin'.
~Transition~
INSERT RANDOM COMMENT THAT POPPED UP IN MY HEAD: I'm in envy of clarence's blog. Man, I wish I could form such intricate and flawless sentences half as well as him. That bitch. How did he learn to grasp such a good command over this cursed language we call English! He's probably going to see this anyway so....IN YOUR FACE clar, I can cuss better than you. Wahahaha. Wait...I don't think that's a good thing. Meh.
~Transition~
I got a few things done today. Basically, I fixed up my NS spectacles, though it isn't ready for collection yet. And, I got a Casio watch for NS, at a bargain. I owned Guan Yi and whoever got it at 16 dollars of higher. BECAUSE...I got it at 15. In your face, biatches!!! I saved a dollar. Now I just have to break it 5 times and make sure everyone else breaks their watches the same amount of time. Then, I would get a free McDonald's meal. If you know what I mean. But, I can't really blame you if you couldn't understand sophisticated yet delicate labyrinth of events. Says to myself, "Stop being such an egoistic custard! You fagass~". *Sobs* I'm not Mr. West.
Interesting thing that came up when I was surfing through the net: Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. Sounds scary ain't it. You are absolutely not mistaken. You just die. Suddenly. Its sounds so devil-ish. "A Covenant With Death and an Agreement With Hell". Makes you think twice about making a deal with the Devil. Ok. Enough of the dark talk. Bless us all.
Things left to do for NS? Cut my hair and get goggles. Man, I'm not even sure whether I need goggles. After all, I'm one of the PES C men. The dream of making it big in serving "The Draft" is as real as Ricky Martin's heterosexuality. (GOSH this has to be one of the most epic quotes of all time. Come on. You can totally split your sides laughing at "Ricky Martin.....bleaaahhh" for a day at least.
Installed 'Steam' on Windows. Not a bad application. Good thing I got a 'Nvidia' card. You get three free games. 2 versions of 'Half-life 2' and 'Portal'. Played 'Portal' before. Its a mind-wrenching game but nevertheless a fun and interesting experience. Oh, and if you have the time, try out 'Braid'. It's a light-weight, short, unique game. I promise. *Waves frantically to signal people towards the pirated version*
Last, I think my knowledge in the field of "Computer and the Internet" stuff is really getting outdated. Wish someone could compile everything thats up-to-date in a pdf file so I can try to upgrade to Raymond 2.1.2.0. HTML5? OpenDNS? Man, Internet Jargon seems to be increasing at an exponential rate such that I can't even keep up, much less the older generations. Yo. Help me out here man. Show some love people.
Guess I jotted down most of my thoughts of recent times. (Wait did that come out right?) Haha. Aight.
Kthxbai.
'L' is cool.
Man 'Youtube' really has some crazy shit lying around somewhere if you are willing to spend some time digging around. 'FluffeeTalks','RayWilliamJohnson'....many more, go to my account to see the others. Can't think of any more off the top of my head at the moment.
Now, sometimes its not really the whole video that is "laugh-inducing", rather its those little snippets of nonsense and portions of "ridiculous-ness". (I just made that word up since I suddenly realised I have reached the limits of my vast and boundless cumulation of vocabulary) Kudos for the use of 'Big words' and the shamelessness emanating from the very essence of that sentence. Nah'~. I use the dictionary all the time. I'm just sayin'. Oh coming to this point, it is of great importance that EVERYONE, should know I read books, not just play the computer everyday and have my eyes checked and found out my degree increased again. I borrowed a book called "30 days to a more powerful memory". Just for the fun of it. Thought it might be better to do something constructive for my remainder of my days of freedom. I spent 2 days and I only got through to the first quarter of the book. Haha. I'm just not cut out for reading. I'm NOT A NERD. I'm kidding yet again. Not only nerds read books...Douchebags and people in high school read books too. I'm just sayin'.
~Transition~
INSERT RANDOM COMMENT THAT POPPED UP IN MY HEAD: I'm in envy of clarence's blog. Man, I wish I could form such intricate and flawless sentences half as well as him. That bitch. How did he learn to grasp such a good command over this cursed language we call English! He's probably going to see this anyway so....IN YOUR FACE clar, I can cuss better than you. Wahahaha. Wait...I don't think that's a good thing. Meh.
~Transition~
I got a few things done today. Basically, I fixed up my NS spectacles, though it isn't ready for collection yet. And, I got a Casio watch for NS, at a bargain. I owned Guan Yi and whoever got it at 16 dollars of higher. BECAUSE...I got it at 15. In your face, biatches!!! I saved a dollar. Now I just have to break it 5 times and make sure everyone else breaks their watches the same amount of time. Then, I would get a free McDonald's meal. If you know what I mean. But, I can't really blame you if you couldn't understand sophisticated yet delicate labyrinth of events. Says to myself, "Stop being such an egoistic custard! You fagass~". *Sobs* I'm not Mr. West.
Interesting thing that came up when I was surfing through the net: Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. Sounds scary ain't it. You are absolutely not mistaken. You just die. Suddenly. Its sounds so devil-ish. "A Covenant With Death and an Agreement With Hell". Makes you think twice about making a deal with the Devil. Ok. Enough of the dark talk. Bless us all.
Things left to do for NS? Cut my hair and get goggles. Man, I'm not even sure whether I need goggles. After all, I'm one of the PES C men. The dream of making it big in serving "The Draft" is as real as Ricky Martin's heterosexuality. (GOSH this has to be one of the most epic quotes of all time. Come on. You can totally split your sides laughing at "Ricky Martin.....bleaaahhh" for a day at least.
Installed 'Steam' on Windows. Not a bad application. Good thing I got a 'Nvidia' card. You get three free games. 2 versions of 'Half-life 2' and 'Portal'. Played 'Portal' before. Its a mind-wrenching game but nevertheless a fun and interesting experience. Oh, and if you have the time, try out 'Braid'. It's a light-weight, short, unique game. I promise. *Waves frantically to signal people towards the pirated version*
Last, I think my knowledge in the field of "Computer and the Internet" stuff is really getting outdated. Wish someone could compile everything thats up-to-date in a pdf file so I can try to upgrade to Raymond 2.1.2.0. HTML5? OpenDNS? Man, Internet Jargon seems to be increasing at an exponential rate such that I can't even keep up, much less the older generations. Yo. Help me out here man. Show some love people.
Guess I jotted down most of my thoughts of recent times. (Wait did that come out right?) Haha. Aight.
Kthxbai.
'L' is cool.
4.4.10
kuso!!!
Well. Found something interesting to talk about. Fine-nah-lee. Huahuahua.
Yesterday was Clarence's birthday party. It was sort of an early zuo kun's birthday celebration too. lulu. Teehee. Nothing unusual happened during the party, just like any other party at his sexy house, though I reached the latest at 9pm because of steamboat outing with my class. Hm. Steamboat seemed to be really suckish, due to several events. Mainly, it was because "steamboated" food taste so bland and....bland. Ok no, I changed my mind. It's bland and.....repetitive. You get so tired of it. 2ndly, Mr. Zhou Chen spilled soft drink on my shirt and then he 'ka-jiaoed' our table's soup. *Glares at ZC*. Thirdly, it was at 'Boooogis' and you know I hate travelling too long a distance. I get so restless. Anyway, travelled all the way back to 'CCK' and "died" at Clarence's house. Manz. So tired. They were all "Guitar-Hero-ing". Some leftover people were at the mahjong table emo-ing. Incidentally, birthday boy was one of those emo bitches. Like me. I joined them. And I started..........No. They were not mahjong-ing. It was a "NS" discussion area. Man, I was sooooooooooooooooooo bored. I haven't even gotten enlisted yet and still, I have to sit through a pep talk of some sort. Feh! Taikutsu Taikutsu..~ Kiddin' Kiddin'. So yea. Played some Poker with Mahjong tiles as chips. Played a little "speed card game" thingy. You know its like the 5-2-5 arrangement then if two same cards appear at the same time in the '2' row then you would have to smack your palm onto the face of the opponent...i mean the card...and shout something. Well, we forgot the word to shout so we used the "F" word instead. How appropriate for the 'NS' men. Ok. Up until now, I have been trying not to doze off. I feel so tired. Too tired to think or So I'm gonna speed thru' like freakin' fast. So suddenly I was asked to play "Guitar Hero". Ironically, I was only allowed to sing into the microphone thanks to the machine hoggers. Kidding. Anyway, yea, I sang sang sang.(more like moaning and droning..I can't help it right? Nobody knows how to sing the songs in Guitar hero. They are so...erhem..."leng men") Suddenly, "You Failed". Those accursed words popped up on the monitor. I was like "Which Bakkayarou ahou sabotage our band". It was me. It turns out I wasn't watching my life bar. Happy? -.- At that moment, my face turned black and looked at my "band" in horror. I was stripped off my microphone and brushed away like a little irritating bug that lands on your monitor screen sometimes and which you keep trying to blow away. I felt like a little bitch. I felt damned. I felt useless. I felt like the world ended right on the spot. The words "Its the singer la! Raymond!" cut through me like blades of glass that shattered just when they perforated my heart lining and....then its like as if they used the guitars and smashed my head and threw me from the 6th floor and jumped down after that and stomped on my face and threw me in the garbage bins and pissed on me and violated me. Then they ran away. The horror. That's how I felt. I was so sad and depressed. HAHA. DAYUMMM. I'm just kiddin'. Anyway, after that we cut the birthday cake and ate it and took some unglam photos (me only) then Bai Bai. Haiz, I stayed and taunted because I was too tired and I didnt want to make a wasted trip. I played some other games and helped clarence install a new OS and slept....with him. Well, its true right? Don't think dirty. The bed was big enough. Next day, played 'Devil May Cry 4'. Freakin' awesome. I owned. After that Benjamin came over (same birthday as clarence) and we had a mini party. They talked and played about soccer. I tried to play and lost. So predictable. Then I played left 4 dead with ben, completed dead air. 1 hour. 0 minutes. Nice rite? Ben went home afterwards while me and clar went to eat subway. I forgot how to order so I made a fool of myself. Now, here comes the interesting part. After I finished my sub, I was doing some weird hand motion in front of clar's face and when I pulled back I knocked my whole barley drink onto my shirt and pants. It was 3 quarters full. Everyone was like glaring at me. Like "Why the F is Jay Chou doing in Subway?". Ok kidding. The usual. Asked for some serviettes and cleaned up. So embarassing. I think this is karma. The day before Zhou Chen spilled some shit on the back of my shirt and I hollered at him and blasted some profanities into his face. That's why I am suffering such evil retribution. Haiz. I have to learn to control my anger. My rage. So we went to the library after that and I borrowed books on memory empowerment while clar borrowed some books. I didn't see. Think its porn. Remember last time when you were young and you went to the library and you strayed away from your parents and came across a book on the human anatomy or even more interestingly, ART. Some art books have paintings that are sexually provocative, ok wait, no. That came out wrong. I mean the paintings have naked people. Ya. Anyway, you, being the young inquisitive dectective boy boy, decide to pick up that particular book, look sideways to see if anyone is looking at you, then quickly browse through the vivid and colossal collection of explicit content. Come on, you know you did it before. STOP LYING YOU LITTLE SNITCH. Stop thinking :" raymond is such a hentai boy, i can't believe he did that when he was young". "Nu! I am NOT A HENTAI BOY :'( I was just curious". But under the seemingly belittling and demeaning eyes of the depraved public, Raymond was outcasted and he disappeared. Never to be seen. Again.
Oh oh. Damn, let me say this. I just thought of this. Some people say that they haven't seen porn before, well, does the previous scenario count? softc... nevermind.
Coming back to the main topic, I was walking home just now. And I saw a cat. It was like sitting there sleeping. I crouched down and looked at it, half-expecting it to get a shock of its life and run away. But, no. It turned and looked at me with those sleepy and droopy eyes and yawned, stretching itself and making meow meow noises. You know when you just wake up, and you stretch and you make those "ahhhhhhhhhhh....nyam nyam nyam" sequences. the "nyam nyam" part is when you close and open your mouth as if to moisten your mouth or something. DO YOU GET IT?! GOSH I'm totally having a hard time here. Are you having the time of your life reading this? If you are. Good. Anyway, this thought suddenly came to me and it was this thought that triggered my motivation to make this post. In the past, cats are like so freaking scared of us. You know when we were little and we see a cat, and we run towards it or even just walk towards it, it will scurry away like a little girl. Now, they seem to have adapted to us. Rather, I think nowadays kids don't play with the stray animals anymore. They have grown too attached to technology to bother about nature's gifts. Sad. Though its kind of a double-edged sword thingy. Less ignorant kids will torture these poor animals. LOL. Looks who's sayin all this "saint " stuff. I used to play with cats and I remembered there was one time the cat tried to run away from me when I was stroking its fur. I got sad and I wanted it to come back. So I pulled its tail. It got angry and attacked me. So I ran away. :( It seems so weird nowadays. Its like. The cats are disrespecting me. I think I have to remind them who's boss and put them in their place. HAHA. I'm just kidding. Makin' some stuff up along as I go with da flow. Hee hee. I noticed suddenly I have typed for a very long time. almost half an hour. I shall stop. Summarising next few things I want to talk about but I think no one will read any further if I kept on typing. 1. Huiyan, I want your dog. When is it arriving. 2. Think about this. Do handsome people become less handsome as they grow older? And vice versa ( like lky) This has been bugging me lately. Don't ask me which category I'm in. I'm in the middle. Too bad. 3. Why am I surrounded by friends who don't have much common interests with me? Because I have hundreds of dota freaks around me.(ok an exaggeration) Soccer freaks. Korean freaks. National Service Freaks. Manz I don't participate in any of those stuff. I feel so left out. Oh wait. I'm going to NS soon. Yipee yay. Hurray Me! Ok yawnzz...END.
Ya think I was going to sleep right? TOO BAD. UR WRONG. NehniX2 pooX2 I am going to go watch 'REC'(spanish horror prequel to rec 2, recommended by mr. yong chee). HORROR. Hey yc, come closer... yea.. you. come. I DON'T NEED TO REDOWNLOAD WAHAHAHA. I just downloaded the subtitle file. Am I smart?? Pat my head. GOOOOD BOY GOOOOOD BOY~ come heerree doggy.. CUUUUUUM heeeeerrrreeee..thhaatts a goooood Boy THATSS MY GUUUUUD BOOIII~
Man, I must be crazy......NOT. U. Just. Got. Served.
Sry for the rushed post and sharp black and white contrast. I love.......myself. Yep. Ja, Matte ne! You are so kawaii. Suddenly, I feel like this blog post sounds more like the real me.
Yesterday was Clarence's birthday party. It was sort of an early zuo kun's birthday celebration too. lulu. Teehee. Nothing unusual happened during the party, just like any other party at his sexy house, though I reached the latest at 9pm because of steamboat outing with my class. Hm. Steamboat seemed to be really suckish, due to several events. Mainly, it was because "steamboated" food taste so bland and....bland. Ok no, I changed my mind. It's bland and.....repetitive. You get so tired of it. 2ndly, Mr. Zhou Chen spilled soft drink on my shirt and then he 'ka-jiaoed' our table's soup. *Glares at ZC*. Thirdly, it was at 'Boooogis' and you know I hate travelling too long a distance. I get so restless. Anyway, travelled all the way back to 'CCK' and "died" at Clarence's house. Manz. So tired. They were all "Guitar-Hero-ing". Some leftover people were at the mahjong table emo-ing. Incidentally, birthday boy was one of those emo bitches. Like me. I joined them. And I started..........No. They were not mahjong-ing. It was a "NS" discussion area. Man, I was sooooooooooooooooooo bored. I haven't even gotten enlisted yet and still, I have to sit through a pep talk of some sort. Feh! Taikutsu Taikutsu..~ Kiddin' Kiddin'. So yea. Played some Poker with Mahjong tiles as chips. Played a little "speed card game" thingy. You know its like the 5-2-5 arrangement then if two same cards appear at the same time in the '2' row then you would have to smack your palm onto the face of the opponent...i mean the card...and shout something. Well, we forgot the word to shout so we used the "F" word instead. How appropriate for the 'NS' men. Ok. Up until now, I have been trying not to doze off. I feel so tired. Too tired to think or So I'm gonna speed thru' like freakin' fast. So suddenly I was asked to play "Guitar Hero". Ironically, I was only allowed to sing into the microphone thanks to the machine hoggers. Kidding. Anyway, yea, I sang sang sang.(more like moaning and droning..I can't help it right? Nobody knows how to sing the songs in Guitar hero. They are so...erhem..."leng men") Suddenly, "You Failed". Those accursed words popped up on the monitor. I was like "Which Bakkayarou ahou sabotage our band". It was me. It turns out I wasn't watching my life bar. Happy? -.- At that moment, my face turned black and looked at my "band" in horror. I was stripped off my microphone and brushed away like a little irritating bug that lands on your monitor screen sometimes and which you keep trying to blow away. I felt like a little bitch. I felt damned. I felt useless. I felt like the world ended right on the spot. The words "Its the singer la! Raymond!" cut through me like blades of glass that shattered just when they perforated my heart lining and....then its like as if they used the guitars and smashed my head and threw me from the 6th floor and jumped down after that and stomped on my face and threw me in the garbage bins and pissed on me and violated me. Then they ran away. The horror. That's how I felt. I was so sad and depressed. HAHA. DAYUMMM. I'm just kiddin'. Anyway, after that we cut the birthday cake and ate it and took some unglam photos (me only) then Bai Bai. Haiz, I stayed and taunted because I was too tired and I didnt want to make a wasted trip. I played some other games and helped clarence install a new OS and slept....with him. Well, its true right? Don't think dirty. The bed was big enough. Next day, played 'Devil May Cry 4'. Freakin' awesome. I owned. After that Benjamin came over (same birthday as clarence) and we had a mini party. They talked and played about soccer. I tried to play and lost. So predictable. Then I played left 4 dead with ben, completed dead air. 1 hour. 0 minutes. Nice rite? Ben went home afterwards while me and clar went to eat subway. I forgot how to order so I made a fool of myself. Now, here comes the interesting part. After I finished my sub, I was doing some weird hand motion in front of clar's face and when I pulled back I knocked my whole barley drink onto my shirt and pants. It was 3 quarters full. Everyone was like glaring at me. Like "Why the F is Jay Chou doing in Subway?". Ok kidding. The usual. Asked for some serviettes and cleaned up. So embarassing. I think this is karma. The day before Zhou Chen spilled some shit on the back of my shirt and I hollered at him and blasted some profanities into his face. That's why I am suffering such evil retribution. Haiz. I have to learn to control my anger. My rage. So we went to the library after that and I borrowed books on memory empowerment while clar borrowed some books. I didn't see. Think its porn. Remember last time when you were young and you went to the library and you strayed away from your parents and came across a book on the human anatomy or even more interestingly, ART. Some art books have paintings that are sexually provocative, ok wait, no. That came out wrong. I mean the paintings have naked people. Ya. Anyway, you, being the young inquisitive dectective boy boy, decide to pick up that particular book, look sideways to see if anyone is looking at you, then quickly browse through the vivid and colossal collection of explicit content. Come on, you know you did it before. STOP LYING YOU LITTLE SNITCH. Stop thinking :" raymond is such a hentai boy, i can't believe he did that when he was young". "Nu! I am NOT A HENTAI BOY :'( I was just curious". But under the seemingly belittling and demeaning eyes of the depraved public, Raymond was outcasted and he disappeared. Never to be seen. Again.
Oh oh. Damn, let me say this. I just thought of this. Some people say that they haven't seen porn before, well, does the previous scenario count? softc... nevermind.
Coming back to the main topic, I was walking home just now. And I saw a cat. It was like sitting there sleeping. I crouched down and looked at it, half-expecting it to get a shock of its life and run away. But, no. It turned and looked at me with those sleepy and droopy eyes and yawned, stretching itself and making meow meow noises. You know when you just wake up, and you stretch and you make those "ahhhhhhhhhhh....nyam nyam nyam" sequences. the "nyam nyam" part is when you close and open your mouth as if to moisten your mouth or something. DO YOU GET IT?! GOSH I'm totally having a hard time here. Are you having the time of your life reading this? If you are. Good. Anyway, this thought suddenly came to me and it was this thought that triggered my motivation to make this post. In the past, cats are like so freaking scared of us. You know when we were little and we see a cat, and we run towards it or even just walk towards it, it will scurry away like a little girl. Now, they seem to have adapted to us. Rather, I think nowadays kids don't play with the stray animals anymore. They have grown too attached to technology to bother about nature's gifts. Sad. Though its kind of a double-edged sword thingy. Less ignorant kids will torture these poor animals. LOL. Looks who's sayin all this "saint " stuff. I used to play with cats and I remembered there was one time the cat tried to run away from me when I was stroking its fur. I got sad and I wanted it to come back. So I pulled its tail. It got angry and attacked me. So I ran away. :( It seems so weird nowadays. Its like. The cats are disrespecting me. I think I have to remind them who's boss and put them in their place. HAHA. I'm just kidding. Makin' some stuff up along as I go with da flow. Hee hee. I noticed suddenly I have typed for a very long time. almost half an hour. I shall stop. Summarising next few things I want to talk about but I think no one will read any further if I kept on typing. 1. Huiyan, I want your dog. When is it arriving. 2. Think about this. Do handsome people become less handsome as they grow older? And vice versa ( like lky) This has been bugging me lately. Don't ask me which category I'm in. I'm in the middle. Too bad. 3. Why am I surrounded by friends who don't have much common interests with me? Because I have hundreds of dota freaks around me.(ok an exaggeration) Soccer freaks. Korean freaks. National Service Freaks. Manz I don't participate in any of those stuff. I feel so left out. Oh wait. I'm going to NS soon. Yipee yay. Hurray Me! Ok yawnzz...END.
Ya think I was going to sleep right? TOO BAD. UR WRONG. NehniX2 pooX2 I am going to go watch 'REC'(spanish horror prequel to rec 2, recommended by mr. yong chee). HORROR. Hey yc, come closer... yea.. you. come. I DON'T NEED TO REDOWNLOAD WAHAHAHA. I just downloaded the subtitle file. Am I smart?? Pat my head. GOOOOD BOY GOOOOOD BOY~ come heerree doggy.. CUUUUUUM heeeeerrrreeee..thhaatts a goooood Boy THATSS MY GUUUUUD BOOIII~
Man, I must be crazy......NOT. U. Just. Got. Served.
Sry for the rushed post and sharp black and white contrast. I love.......myself. Yep. Ja, Matte ne! You are so kawaii. Suddenly, I feel like this blog post sounds more like the real me.
24.3.10
Yume..
Ah...A relatively uninteresting day. Though its prelude was something intriguing and uncanny. I'm talking about my dream. Dreams rather. Long story cut short, it was the best/exciting/awful/interesting dream I have ever dreamt.
To start off, I have been constantly experiencing 'Déjà vu' for the past few months. Don't know why, just that sometimes when I watch Japanese dramas, I will have a weird feeling I saw a particular scene before. Its really an irritating feeling since I can't remember when I have seen it before. (I was pretty sure I didn't watch that drama before) The same thing happens with my dreams. Rather, I think my dream uses my daily life experiences as material.
Well, on the fateful day, which is yesterday, I went out to town to pool and eat some stuff with Jia En Guan Yi Amanda ZiYu ZhiWen KaiLing(Halfway). Totally burnt a hole in my pocket yet again. Painful but entertaining at the very least. Didn't really get any sleep before these activities so I was extremely tired at the end of the day. Really. Really. Tired. Man, when I reached home, I had a change of clothes and without bathing I just blacked out on my bed. Literally, I was so fatigued I went into a coma. Around 1030 at the time. Not really sure. That's when the chain of weird dreams started the trigger. I shall try to recount my inexplicable experience as detailed as possible. I think I can remember 80% of first dream. Not so much of the 2nd of 3rd one.
The dream kind of starts of where I was in a really tall building. With Jia En and Guan Yi and another person which I forgot (Lets call him Jay Chou). These people were present probably because I was with them earlier on. Man, its kind of weird but I remembered vaguely that at the time it was supposed to be the 20th of 30th floor. Though, then when I looked through the glass panels, the view was amazing and I could only see the rooftops of all the buildings. So, it can't be the 20th/30th floor. However, my power of reasoning and logic was decapitated at the time so it doesn't really matter. Before going on, I have to say I do not really have a fear of height. Rather, I have a fear of falling from height. In other words, extreme pain and dying. If I'm safe, I'm FEARLESS WAHAHA. Ok stop. Anyway, I was observing the beautiful view and Jia En was complaining about something. (Lol, I think shes kind of scared.) The 20th/30th floor was really small, like a transparent globe that is around the size of a small room. Suddenly, the whole structure was shaking. The next thing I know, I was cowering in fear in one corner. As the whole structure collapsed, the globe seems to drop into an abyss. Very strangely though, I could see Jia En franctically trying to stuff some kind of cushion in between her legs. Yes, I don't think anyone would do that or even notice anyone else do that if they were in danger of dying when searing through the air. Dayum. So, next thing I know, we hit the ground. Isn't this the kind of dream that was arranged so that someone mysteriously appears in front of you calling your name when you open your eyes or when you open your eyes, finding yourself in some weird position, all sweaty and grabbing your blanket with your heart palpitating and stuff? NO. I didn't wake up. *whimpers* I was probably too tired. So my body is punishing me. "Raymond you have been a bad boy for not sleeping, now you have to suffer. Boohoo. Too bad" I can imagine that's what my body was telling me at that time. Ok ok, back to the interesting part... It was really really strange because I was lying on a cushion with my other 3 friends. (Yes Jay Chou Is MY FRIEND! WAHAHA) And the glass had disappeared. Also, a damage counter of some sort came up : Internal damage: 167 External damage: 167 Wound:*** I cant really remember the numbers but it was a 3 digit 100-odd number. Could be because I was playing 'Requiem' some time back. Yes, anyway, I didn't really feel pain but I felt uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable. Unfortunately, its wasn't enough for me to realise I was still in my cozy nest at home. Haiz. I think the other people wasn't really hurt though. At the time, I thought Jia En was so clever to have put a cushion in between her legs. Oh my Gosh. That is so funny once you think logically. Anyway, I can't really remember what happened right after, but the next scene transits to a place where we were kind of heading towards the hospital. But, we passed by a buffet and suddenly they were all eating. -.- I remembered myself being really angry because I was really uncomfortable and I really wanted to go to the hospital. Then one of them said: " You need to eat to survive". Something like that. Think it could be from a show I was watching. Anyway, still pissed off, I took a spoonful of something and ate it. Oh, and I was limping. Pretty realistic comparably right? Though, I can't recall what occurred right after but the next thing I knew, I was at home. I was really angry because my parent said there was no need to go to the hospital. I was fuming with anger and astonishment and I showed them my teeth. I opened my mouth which was a horrible chore. It felt really uncomfortable. Like really. I think I really opened it when I was sleeping. Because I have a jaw injury and if i open my jaws too wide it will make a cracking sound. Not pretty. Anyway, my parents looked my my crooked mouth and teeth and next thing I remember, I was touring the hospital. However, someone brought me to a room, where there was a really cool computer with a flat screen monitor entrenched into the wall and a keyboard on the "swingy platform" on the hospital bed. I was thinking "COOL, is this my room?". It turns out NOT. It was for someone else. That someone else is someone I was supposed to meet for mahjong when I woke up. Supposedly. But I woke up too late. Its kind of a scary omen don't you think? Well, the person showed me my room which was shared with others and there was no computer at all. I suddenly experienced Déjà vu like as if I have dreamt of this scene before. Yea, I felt it when I was still dreaming. Pretty awesome huh? Well, the nurse handed me a disc and something else. 3 things to be precise but not accurate. Then, some other people approached me and told me maths lesson was at 8am tomorrow. Suddenly, I realised it was night. And I think my dream pretty much ended here. Woah. Extreme details right?
Anyway, I woke up thinking, WTFWTFWTF, that is was a bad premonition of some sort, for like 2 secs, then I drifted back to sleep. -.- I think it was roughly like this.
The 2nd dream I had was a fantasy. So I can't go into detail. LOL. It wasn't hardcore don't worry. I'm not that pervertic. HAHAHA. *giggles sheepishly*
The 3rd dream. Hah. A fun one. I was on a train with all my friends. Yea. Friends who didn't know each other were sitting with each other. I can't remember much about this dream. I just remember I pang-sehed my class and went to find some other people. LOL. This is so true. Probably retribution. Anyway, I walked along the train and met some other people. I think I saw Zhi Kai and Zhe Peng and someone else sitting together, then opposite was anthony and someone else. Strangely, ZK and ZP don't know each other. I talked to them for a bit and walked on. Then I saw Zhi Wei, Xiang Hui, Qian Ting ( In order from left to right) and some other people I forgot. Zhi Wei was reading a book, and she passed it to me. I sat opposite of her...and read halfway through. Then, I told her I read halfway and said it was really interesting and I passed it back. Couldn't really remember the content of the book. Should be either horror or crime stories. ( I'm watching a detective drama currently) Anyway, I walked back to the ZK and ZP and anthony place and sat down with them. That's when I noticed there was sushi! Woah. I licked my lips in front of them in a conspicuous manner. (That's what I do when I hint to people I want to try their food.) Zhi Kai kindly offered me a sushi. He picked it up and gave it to me to be exact. So kind. Then I remembered Zhe Peng scolded me jokingly or something. Now that I think of it, it should be "leech" or some sort. He called me that before. Yea, anyway I went back to my class and they had sushi too. Anthony also said some stuff which I can't remember. Must be some lame talk. (: . So I sat down and ate. Suddenly, opposite me, was Zhan Peng. Surprise!! He wasn't supposed to be in my class, he's in another school. Oh well, so he asked me:"Eh, you ps us still come here eat sushi, I eat three only leh". I took a bite out of a sushi and replied: " I only eat 3 sushi too". Then, the dream ends...naturally.
Wow...Strangely though, don't you think its kind of too coincidental all the person I remembered clearly have their names start with 'Z'? I think its because I always message zhi wei last time and I press up in my contact list and I keep seeing the 'Z' people. I had a fun time with the dreams. HAH. Betcha Never HAD A DREAM LIKE MINE! TOOOOOOO BAAD. zing!~
To start off, I have been constantly experiencing 'Déjà vu' for the past few months. Don't know why, just that sometimes when I watch Japanese dramas, I will have a weird feeling I saw a particular scene before. Its really an irritating feeling since I can't remember when I have seen it before. (I was pretty sure I didn't watch that drama before) The same thing happens with my dreams. Rather, I think my dream uses my daily life experiences as material.
Well, on the fateful day, which is yesterday, I went out to town to pool and eat some stuff with Jia En Guan Yi Amanda ZiYu ZhiWen KaiLing(Halfway). Totally burnt a hole in my pocket yet again. Painful but entertaining at the very least. Didn't really get any sleep before these activities so I was extremely tired at the end of the day. Really. Really. Tired. Man, when I reached home, I had a change of clothes and without bathing I just blacked out on my bed. Literally, I was so fatigued I went into a coma. Around 1030 at the time. Not really sure. That's when the chain of weird dreams started the trigger. I shall try to recount my inexplicable experience as detailed as possible. I think I can remember 80% of first dream. Not so much of the 2nd of 3rd one.
The dream kind of starts of where I was in a really tall building. With Jia En and Guan Yi and another person which I forgot (Lets call him Jay Chou). These people were present probably because I was with them earlier on. Man, its kind of weird but I remembered vaguely that at the time it was supposed to be the 20th of 30th floor. Though, then when I looked through the glass panels, the view was amazing and I could only see the rooftops of all the buildings. So, it can't be the 20th/30th floor. However, my power of reasoning and logic was decapitated at the time so it doesn't really matter. Before going on, I have to say I do not really have a fear of height. Rather, I have a fear of falling from height. In other words, extreme pain and dying. If I'm safe, I'm FEARLESS WAHAHA. Ok stop. Anyway, I was observing the beautiful view and Jia En was complaining about something. (Lol, I think shes kind of scared.) The 20th/30th floor was really small, like a transparent globe that is around the size of a small room. Suddenly, the whole structure was shaking. The next thing I know, I was cowering in fear in one corner. As the whole structure collapsed, the globe seems to drop into an abyss. Very strangely though, I could see Jia En franctically trying to stuff some kind of cushion in between her legs. Yes, I don't think anyone would do that or even notice anyone else do that if they were in danger of dying when searing through the air. Dayum. So, next thing I know, we hit the ground. Isn't this the kind of dream that was arranged so that someone mysteriously appears in front of you calling your name when you open your eyes or when you open your eyes, finding yourself in some weird position, all sweaty and grabbing your blanket with your heart palpitating and stuff? NO. I didn't wake up. *whimpers* I was probably too tired. So my body is punishing me. "Raymond you have been a bad boy for not sleeping, now you have to suffer. Boohoo. Too bad" I can imagine that's what my body was telling me at that time. Ok ok, back to the interesting part... It was really really strange because I was lying on a cushion with my other 3 friends. (Yes Jay Chou Is MY FRIEND! WAHAHA) And the glass had disappeared. Also, a damage counter of some sort came up : Internal damage: 167 External damage: 167 Wound:*** I cant really remember the numbers but it was a 3 digit 100-odd number. Could be because I was playing 'Requiem' some time back. Yes, anyway, I didn't really feel pain but I felt uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable. Unfortunately, its wasn't enough for me to realise I was still in my cozy nest at home. Haiz. I think the other people wasn't really hurt though. At the time, I thought Jia En was so clever to have put a cushion in between her legs. Oh my Gosh. That is so funny once you think logically. Anyway, I can't really remember what happened right after, but the next scene transits to a place where we were kind of heading towards the hospital. But, we passed by a buffet and suddenly they were all eating. -.- I remembered myself being really angry because I was really uncomfortable and I really wanted to go to the hospital. Then one of them said: " You need to eat to survive". Something like that. Think it could be from a show I was watching. Anyway, still pissed off, I took a spoonful of something and ate it. Oh, and I was limping. Pretty realistic comparably right? Though, I can't recall what occurred right after but the next thing I knew, I was at home. I was really angry because my parent said there was no need to go to the hospital. I was fuming with anger and astonishment and I showed them my teeth. I opened my mouth which was a horrible chore. It felt really uncomfortable. Like really. I think I really opened it when I was sleeping. Because I have a jaw injury and if i open my jaws too wide it will make a cracking sound. Not pretty. Anyway, my parents looked my my crooked mouth and teeth and next thing I remember, I was touring the hospital. However, someone brought me to a room, where there was a really cool computer with a flat screen monitor entrenched into the wall and a keyboard on the "swingy platform" on the hospital bed. I was thinking "COOL, is this my room?". It turns out NOT. It was for someone else. That someone else is someone I was supposed to meet for mahjong when I woke up. Supposedly. But I woke up too late. Its kind of a scary omen don't you think? Well, the person showed me my room which was shared with others and there was no computer at all. I suddenly experienced Déjà vu like as if I have dreamt of this scene before. Yea, I felt it when I was still dreaming. Pretty awesome huh? Well, the nurse handed me a disc and something else. 3 things to be precise but not accurate. Then, some other people approached me and told me maths lesson was at 8am tomorrow. Suddenly, I realised it was night. And I think my dream pretty much ended here. Woah. Extreme details right?
Anyway, I woke up thinking, WTFWTFWTF, that is was a bad premonition of some sort, for like 2 secs, then I drifted back to sleep. -.- I think it was roughly like this.
The 2nd dream I had was a fantasy. So I can't go into detail. LOL. It wasn't hardcore don't worry. I'm not that pervertic. HAHAHA. *giggles sheepishly*
The 3rd dream. Hah. A fun one. I was on a train with all my friends. Yea. Friends who didn't know each other were sitting with each other. I can't remember much about this dream. I just remember I pang-sehed my class and went to find some other people. LOL. This is so true. Probably retribution. Anyway, I walked along the train and met some other people. I think I saw Zhi Kai and Zhe Peng and someone else sitting together, then opposite was anthony and someone else. Strangely, ZK and ZP don't know each other. I talked to them for a bit and walked on. Then I saw Zhi Wei, Xiang Hui, Qian Ting ( In order from left to right) and some other people I forgot. Zhi Wei was reading a book, and she passed it to me. I sat opposite of her...and read halfway through. Then, I told her I read halfway and said it was really interesting and I passed it back. Couldn't really remember the content of the book. Should be either horror or crime stories. ( I'm watching a detective drama currently) Anyway, I walked back to the ZK and ZP and anthony place and sat down with them. That's when I noticed there was sushi! Woah. I licked my lips in front of them in a conspicuous manner. (That's what I do when I hint to people I want to try their food.) Zhi Kai kindly offered me a sushi. He picked it up and gave it to me to be exact. So kind. Then I remembered Zhe Peng scolded me jokingly or something. Now that I think of it, it should be "leech" or some sort. He called me that before. Yea, anyway I went back to my class and they had sushi too. Anthony also said some stuff which I can't remember. Must be some lame talk. (: . So I sat down and ate. Suddenly, opposite me, was Zhan Peng. Surprise!! He wasn't supposed to be in my class, he's in another school. Oh well, so he asked me:"Eh, you ps us still come here eat sushi, I eat three only leh". I took a bite out of a sushi and replied: " I only eat 3 sushi too". Then, the dream ends...naturally.
Wow...Strangely though, don't you think its kind of too coincidental all the person I remembered clearly have their names start with 'Z'? I think its because I always message zhi wei last time and I press up in my contact list and I keep seeing the 'Z' people. I had a fun time with the dreams. HAH. Betcha Never HAD A DREAM LIKE MINE! TOOOOOOO BAAD. zing!~
8.3.10
Almost a Forsaken Blog, A Healer Passes By to Correct and Advise
After a long long time of not updating, I guess I should try to post something.
Well, the main event for the past month would of course be the release of the 'A' level results. Incidentally, I did not have any insomnia at all. But I had jitterbugs in my stomach on the day of the unveiling of the results. Neither did I have any ominous dreams or any presages that could portend the end of my life by virtue of the importance of getting decent grades...My parents pin their expectations onto my face, not literally, stemming from the desire for their children to succeed in something they did not. Though they don't really show their intention explicitly, their actions were transparent and I could read them like my 'ABC's. No kidding.
-(Before 'A' Levels) Father:(nonchalant)"son, you can get at least 3 'A' rite?"
Me:(sian) "Hard la."
Father:"then how mani 'A's can you get?"
Me:(sighing) "At the most 2'A's lor."
Father: (grimness) "..."
-AWKWARD!!!~~~-
Mom: "So which uni do you want to go to after this?"
Me: "Dunno" *thinks* -'how come they not considering the possibility i can't get in uni' *laughs bitterly*
Basically, you get the idea. They think its normal and "expected of me" to get amazing results. This could be due to my brother setting a benchmark or some sort. I am expected to surpass him. Pressure much.
But after all the bull crap that I spouted earlier, my results weren't that bad. I expected myself to like throw a tantrum on the spot. But when I was going to get my results slip, my friends said:"eh your score not bad leh", I was like "WTF?" (high-pitched whimper). When I saw my results, the heavy weight on my chest that has been smothering me since early morning began to disperse instantly...At that time, I contained my excitement. After that, the class went downstairs to chill and stuff. The concourse was literally a sauna. I was sweating profusely, you could see my hair in chunks. (coming to this point, I remembered another main event)
Then, I recalled that some scholarship talk was about to start in a lecture hall. And you know what that means...AIR-CON! Well, I was also being quite thick-skinned. You see, I knew my results couldn't possibly be a ticket for any scholarship. But, I took my chance...The air-con was irresistible. Now, here's the interesting part, I saw a certain someone in the lecture theater. And that person wasn't really known for getting good grades. Coincidentally, the initials of that person's name corresponds to two subsequent words in one of the previous sentences. LOL. I'm kind of making it too hard to decipher. But oh well, I don't want to rack up my bad Karma, you know. I thought of the possibility that God actually rewarded me with results beyond my expectations because I had gained some good Karma for the past months. And I did. Really. I'm not trying to be a saint nor am I a poseur, but I seriously think Karma is real and should be taken seriously. I mean, its logical to think people who do good deeds actually gets remunerations in the end. Well, a show called "My Name Is Earl" affirmed my beliefs. It's kind of stupid to let a TV show influence your mindset but I just can't help it. I'm just a normal human being who is helplessly being manipulated by the evil mastermind that is the broadcasting network. I'm just sayin'.
I have strayed too far from the main topic of discussion. Coming back on my sexy track, the other main event would be...I have straight hair now. Yes. Rebonding does wonders. Hair really does make one transform, ya know. Yea anyway, after I got home, I went into the lift...door closes...BAM~ "F*** YEA! BITCH WOOOO" "YESS" "OMGGG". Basically, during the lift ride up to my floor level, I was celebrating. Because I know my mom and dad wouldn't really be super happy about my results but they would be satisfied. So I should celebrate now and act cool later. Its like...I act its normal for me to get that results. (although seriously its not, its kinda a miracle if you ask me).
Oh just some random shit, but recently I have begun to fall in love with the catch phrase "Oh, SnAP~". (Its from the show I mentioned above. Its really good, you should watch it.) Also, I have made it kinda a habit to put "~" behind some of my sentences. No, its not because of my hair. *Rolls eyes* Its because it makes me sound carefree. Kind of gay but I like it. Makes me out to be a happy-go-lucky person don't ya think? I'm just sayin'. Zing~
Well, the main event for the past month would of course be the release of the 'A' level results. Incidentally, I did not have any insomnia at all. But I had jitterbugs in my stomach on the day of the unveiling of the results. Neither did I have any ominous dreams or any presages that could portend the end of my life by virtue of the importance of getting decent grades...My parents pin their expectations onto my face, not literally, stemming from the desire for their children to succeed in something they did not. Though they don't really show their intention explicitly, their actions were transparent and I could read them like my 'ABC's. No kidding.
-(Before 'A' Levels) Father:(nonchalant)"son, you can get at least 3 'A' rite?"
Me:(sian) "Hard la."
Father:"then how mani 'A's can you get?"
Me:(sighing) "At the most 2'A's lor."
Father: (grimness) "..."
-AWKWARD!!!~~~-
Mom: "So which uni do you want to go to after this?"
Me: "Dunno" *thinks* -'how come they not considering the possibility i can't get in uni' *laughs bitterly*
Basically, you get the idea. They think its normal and "expected of me" to get amazing results. This could be due to my brother setting a benchmark or some sort. I am expected to surpass him. Pressure much.
But after all the bull crap that I spouted earlier, my results weren't that bad. I expected myself to like throw a tantrum on the spot. But when I was going to get my results slip, my friends said:"eh your score not bad leh", I was like "WTF?" (high-pitched whimper). When I saw my results, the heavy weight on my chest that has been smothering me since early morning began to disperse instantly...At that time, I contained my excitement. After that, the class went downstairs to chill and stuff. The concourse was literally a sauna. I was sweating profusely, you could see my hair in chunks. (coming to this point, I remembered another main event)
Then, I recalled that some scholarship talk was about to start in a lecture hall. And you know what that means...AIR-CON! Well, I was also being quite thick-skinned. You see, I knew my results couldn't possibly be a ticket for any scholarship. But, I took my chance...The air-con was irresistible. Now, here's the interesting part, I saw a certain someone in the lecture theater. And that person wasn't really known for getting good grades. Coincidentally, the initials of that person's name corresponds to two subsequent words in one of the previous sentences. LOL. I'm kind of making it too hard to decipher. But oh well, I don't want to rack up my bad Karma, you know. I thought of the possibility that God actually rewarded me with results beyond my expectations because I had gained some good Karma for the past months. And I did. Really. I'm not trying to be a saint nor am I a poseur, but I seriously think Karma is real and should be taken seriously. I mean, its logical to think people who do good deeds actually gets remunerations in the end. Well, a show called "My Name Is Earl" affirmed my beliefs. It's kind of stupid to let a TV show influence your mindset but I just can't help it. I'm just a normal human being who is helplessly being manipulated by the evil mastermind that is the broadcasting network. I'm just sayin'.
I have strayed too far from the main topic of discussion. Coming back on my sexy track, the other main event would be...I have straight hair now. Yes. Rebonding does wonders. Hair really does make one transform, ya know. Yea anyway, after I got home, I went into the lift...door closes...BAM~ "F*** YEA! BITCH WOOOO" "YESS" "OMGGG". Basically, during the lift ride up to my floor level, I was celebrating. Because I know my mom and dad wouldn't really be super happy about my results but they would be satisfied. So I should celebrate now and act cool later. Its like...I act its normal for me to get that results. (although seriously its not, its kinda a miracle if you ask me).
Oh just some random shit, but recently I have begun to fall in love with the catch phrase "Oh, SnAP~". (Its from the show I mentioned above. Its really good, you should watch it.) Also, I have made it kinda a habit to put "~" behind some of my sentences. No, its not because of my hair. *Rolls eyes* Its because it makes me sound carefree. Kind of gay but I like it. Makes me out to be a happy-go-lucky person don't ya think? I'm just sayin'. Zing~
3.2.10
Summary Of My Exciting Week
It has been quite long since my last post. If you had noticed, my last couple of post was phrased quite "colloquially". Haha. Just too lazy to think. Lets see...Interesting things that happened...
Fri-Sun
Work at NTUC fairprice as beer promoter. Screwed up man! The first day was alright I guess. 4 hours only. 2nd day was zomg...The supervisor showed up. My employer ask me go confirm something with the old hag then i went to talk to her (nicely), and she just fucked me away with "Go away, I'm busy doing something else right now!". Its something along that line. Gosh. At that instance, the dragon inside my heart almost ripped out my inner organs and threatened to disfigure the old hag and pummel her into pulp. (What a douchebag) Though, I controlled my inner rage and sought comfort in the fact that the other aunties were much more refined and friendly. I bet she is the person in the picture from my last post. ROFLMAO. 3rd day was quite alright. The supervisor changed and was much nicer. Though, still a little stern looking. Why so serious?!?
Picture coming up!...
F-ugly....
ANYWAY...
Monday
Scouted around for places I haven't went before and to buy new year clothes and NS stuff with yc...First was queenstown...then bugis...then...Mustafa...then...Some ulu part of Little India(I mean the place is already ulu enough but there is still one part which has not seen the light of earth...buried...deep in the sand...lol! ok enough). The smell was heavenly...........LMAO! Went to some shopping malls and ate some Indian food and I almost puked. Sorry, no offence but the food tasted really sour. I'm just not used to it. Can't tolerate it. Its called thosai or something. Weird really weird. Yong Chee loved it. o.o Some pictures of my escapade...
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Nice spiral staircase eh?
Cute traffic light. Someone doesn't want to be in the picture!!!
Nice Buildings~ Wish I lived there!
Tuesday
Alright...Tuesday was also really cool. Huiyan's birthday. :D:D Owe her present last birthday so was quite stressed...like hoping that she won't pop the question when I
see her. Anyway, we schemed with her brother and camped at her house...In her bedroom, to be precise. Using the darkness to conceal our presence, we planned to surprise her. Haha, I really envy her. I never had a surprise birthday party before. :'( Haha. Joke. Going back on track, Luyao hid in the toilet, holding the birthday cake. The flame from the lighter as well as her incessant pressing of her handphone casted ghastly illuminations and ghoulish shadows which heightened our solicitude. Muffled footsteps resonated throughout the house as the prospect closed in...
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It was Huiyan's mother. It seems that she got a shock of her life when she saw Shawn and Guiping. Haiz. In the end, Huiyan's mother had to ask for her to come up. The plan was a little botched but still considerably successful. Haha. Went downstairs to cut the cake and take pictures after we sang happy birthday for her with a candle in 1 of the 3 muffins. Cake was delicious. Huiyan's dad offered me some strange fruit and I rejected daintily but it seems that he did not catch the ball. Any hows...I fished one out from the packet and took a modest bite from the fruit gingerly. Godly. I tell you. I felt like the sky had crashed and the whole world has been overrun by aliens and I was being possessed by a demon. My face twisted into a shape that has never been witnessed by human eyes before and my mouth felt like I just ate rat poison or something...Heavenly. I had no choice but to continue "savouring" the 'New Year' "delicacy" because it would be rude and wasteful to take one bite out of food and then throw it away........................in front of people. LOL. Practical much? The white "fungus" around the seed was kind of sweet and powdery and kind of drys up your saliva like how pads suck up the bloody excretions females have every month or like how baby pampers absorb the yellow discharge from little toddlers' holes. I KNOW I KNOW, being a little obscene here but I really had to paint it in this way to glorify my amazing feat(eating the "Devil's fruit"...literally") In all, it was fun...I think its really cool that people have parents celebrating their birthday for them...Its so freakin' sad that my family don't practice this tradition. Kind of stupid right? So I think when I reach 21 I'm so going to force them to celebrate it with me. Then, I will make sure this practice will be prolonged. ;)
Wednesday
Seoul garden at Causeway Point. To commemorate the entry of three of the army boys anon. A lot of meat and stuff. Really good. The raspberry was heavenly! The chocolate was shit. Literally. If you know what I mean. I'm being serious here. Oh Oh. The bad thing about Seoul Garden is that after some time of cooking, the BBQ dish becomes layered with grime and "Chao Ta" stuff. Which is ultimately disgusting and repulsive. Though, I could not care less cuz I have to get my money's worth. After that we went to cold storage and Yong Chee and Choon Boon got "Febreze" for their NS term. Basically its a disinfectant for fabric which eliminates odour and stuff. Then...It was time to head home.
Thurdays.... (Haven thurs yet but I know whats going to happen. I'm psychic)
ALRIGHT. START OF JJ'10 ORIENTATION!!!! WHEEEEE!!!!!!!! WATER BOMB AND ORGY!!!!! HAHHAHA KIDDING.
Anyways, posted some more cool links on the side of the page. Be sure to check them out. Really cool stuff. "Ang Moh"s are really good at making funny stuff. Haha.
Buh BYE!!!! Good luck to Ghim Siang, Clarence, Yong Chee, Zhan Peng, Choon Boon. HOPE U SURVIVE NS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Fri-Sun
Work at NTUC fairprice as beer promoter. Screwed up man! The first day was alright I guess. 4 hours only. 2nd day was zomg...The supervisor showed up. My employer ask me go confirm something with the old hag then i went to talk to her (nicely), and she just fucked me away with "Go away, I'm busy doing something else right now!". Its something along that line. Gosh. At that instance, the dragon inside my heart almost ripped out my inner organs and threatened to disfigure the old hag and pummel her into pulp. (What a douchebag) Though, I controlled my inner rage and sought comfort in the fact that the other aunties were much more refined and friendly. I bet she is the person in the picture from my last post. ROFLMAO. 3rd day was quite alright. The supervisor changed and was much nicer. Though, still a little stern looking. Why so serious?!?
Picture coming up!...
F-ugly....
ANYWAY...
Monday
Scouted around for places I haven't went before and to buy new year clothes and NS stuff with yc...First was queenstown...then bugis...then...Mustafa...then...Some ulu part of Little India(I mean the place is already ulu enough but there is still one part which has not seen the light of earth...buried...deep in the sand...lol! ok enough). The smell was heavenly...........LMAO! Went to some shopping malls and ate some Indian food and I almost puked. Sorry, no offence but the food tasted really sour. I'm just not used to it. Can't tolerate it. Its called thosai or something. Weird really weird. Yong Chee loved it. o.o Some pictures of my escapade...
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Nice spiral staircase eh?
Cute traffic light. Someone doesn't want to be in the picture!!!
Nice Buildings~ Wish I lived there!
Tuesday
Alright...Tuesday was also really cool. Huiyan's birthday. :D:D Owe her present last birthday so was quite stressed...like hoping that she won't pop the question when I
see her. Anyway, we schemed with her brother and camped at her house...In her bedroom, to be precise. Using the darkness to conceal our presence, we planned to surprise her. Haha, I really envy her. I never had a surprise birthday party before. :'( Haha. Joke. Going back on track, Luyao hid in the toilet, holding the birthday cake. The flame from the lighter as well as her incessant pressing of her handphone casted ghastly illuminations and ghoulish shadows which heightened our solicitude. Muffled footsteps resonated throughout the house as the prospect closed in...
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It was Huiyan's mother. It seems that she got a shock of her life when she saw Shawn and Guiping. Haiz. In the end, Huiyan's mother had to ask for her to come up. The plan was a little botched but still considerably successful. Haha. Went downstairs to cut the cake and take pictures after we sang happy birthday for her with a candle in 1 of the 3 muffins. Cake was delicious. Huiyan's dad offered me some strange fruit and I rejected daintily but it seems that he did not catch the ball. Any hows...I fished one out from the packet and took a modest bite from the fruit gingerly. Godly. I tell you. I felt like the sky had crashed and the whole world has been overrun by aliens and I was being possessed by a demon. My face twisted into a shape that has never been witnessed by human eyes before and my mouth felt like I just ate rat poison or something...Heavenly. I had no choice but to continue "savouring" the 'New Year' "delicacy" because it would be rude and wasteful to take one bite out of food and then throw it away........................in front of people. LOL. Practical much? The white "fungus" around the seed was kind of sweet and powdery and kind of drys up your saliva like how pads suck up the bloody excretions females have every month or like how baby pampers absorb the yellow discharge from little toddlers' holes. I KNOW I KNOW, being a little obscene here but I really had to paint it in this way to glorify my amazing feat(eating the "Devil's fruit"...literally") In all, it was fun...I think its really cool that people have parents celebrating their birthday for them...Its so freakin' sad that my family don't practice this tradition. Kind of stupid right? So I think when I reach 21 I'm so going to force them to celebrate it with me. Then, I will make sure this practice will be prolonged. ;)
Wednesday
Seoul garden at Causeway Point. To commemorate the entry of three of the army boys anon. A lot of meat and stuff. Really good. The raspberry was heavenly! The chocolate was shit. Literally. If you know what I mean. I'm being serious here. Oh Oh. The bad thing about Seoul Garden is that after some time of cooking, the BBQ dish becomes layered with grime and "Chao Ta" stuff. Which is ultimately disgusting and repulsive. Though, I could not care less cuz I have to get my money's worth. After that we went to cold storage and Yong Chee and Choon Boon got "Febreze" for their NS term. Basically its a disinfectant for fabric which eliminates odour and stuff. Then...It was time to head home.
Thurdays.... (Haven thurs yet but I know whats going to happen. I'm psychic)
ALRIGHT. START OF JJ'10 ORIENTATION!!!! WHEEEEE!!!!!!!! WATER BOMB AND ORGY!!!!! HAHHAHA KIDDING.
Anyways, posted some more cool links on the side of the page. Be sure to check them out. Really cool stuff. "Ang Moh"s are really good at making funny stuff. Haha.
Buh BYE!!!! Good luck to Ghim Siang, Clarence, Yong Chee, Zhan Peng, Choon Boon. HOPE U SURVIVE NS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
28.1.10
Bitchass dooooouuuche bhagg!
Lol. Lately, I posted "Pulau Ubin was fun, up next is Pulau Tekong" on facebook wall. Just randomly you know. Then a lot of ppl like it. Very funny meh? YOU THINK I GO ARMY FUNNY MEH?! HUH!? FIGHT LA!! HAHA KIDDING.. Hm... I think I have a natural flair to make people laugh. LOL kidding. That was boomz! Oh this site is win. www.shitbrix.com LOL
Just A Preview... LOL FREAKIN'!
Lol, GET IT? Guys.. GET IT? (hint hint) Gosh. This is too good.
Just A Preview... LOL FREAKIN'!
Lol, GET IT? Guys.. GET IT? (hint hint) Gosh. This is too good.
18.1.10
15.1.10
Day. GuanYi came my house to play 'wii' but I forgot my bro lent the controllers away. So we had to watch 'MioTV' instead. "Liar, Liar" was quite an eccentric show but funny nevertheless. Jim Carrey acts a little too retarded. No offence.
Night. Went to "Swensen's" with part of my class and I had 'Mushroom Baked Rice'. Not that good. Though, the void created from the unsatisfactory main course recuperated when Kok Leong and Amanda offered their ice-cream desserts to the class, which includes me of course. =) Kok Leong's dessert was "celebrity brownie" and I can't really remember Amanda's. Well. Amanda's dessert tasted oddly unique. Weird? Not really. Coffee and Banana I would say. Haha. Great "Swenson's" meal though.
Nothing much happened. Wouldn't have made a new post if I hadn't made some changes to the interface. Added a cbox. Looks bizarre right? "Up-side down", if you prefer to call it that way. Though, 'sexy' is so much more fitting. :D Added a cute doggy that plays music videos. Its fast too. I love dogs! Clarence. I NEED YOUR DOG. Oh, I also opened up my collection of really interesting links on the sidebar. Haha, how lucky are you? Beech. Right. Nothing more I guess. Appreciate the music! Though, if you really don't like it...you can turn it off, unlike the parody of 'Bad Romance'. Haha! Buh Bye~
Night. Went to "Swensen's" with part of my class and I had 'Mushroom Baked Rice'. Not that good. Though, the void created from the unsatisfactory main course recuperated when Kok Leong and Amanda offered their ice-cream desserts to the class, which includes me of course. =) Kok Leong's dessert was "celebrity brownie" and I can't really remember Amanda's. Well. Amanda's dessert tasted oddly unique. Weird? Not really. Coffee and Banana I would say. Haha. Great "Swenson's" meal though.
Nothing much happened. Wouldn't have made a new post if I hadn't made some changes to the interface. Added a cbox. Looks bizarre right? "Up-side down", if you prefer to call it that way. Though, 'sexy' is so much more fitting. :D Added a cute doggy that plays music videos. Its fast too. I love dogs! Clarence. I NEED YOUR DOG. Oh, I also opened up my collection of really interesting links on the sidebar. Haha, how lucky are you? Beech. Right. Nothing more I guess. Appreciate the music! Though, if you really don't like it...you can turn it off, unlike the parody of 'Bad Romance'. Haha! Buh Bye~
14.1.10
Job Training
TODAY, was my job training.
It was fine I guess...UNTIL a horrifying grotesque image materialised before me...
The officer came in carrying a bunch of yellow shirts. THEY LOOKED LIKE......lets see, what word can I use to describe those abominable pieces of clothing. Oh yea. Shit.
Let me reiterate my point...I seriously think there is a need to emphasise the gravity of the situation. The uniform looked like poo. Dung. Caca. Faeces. Manure. Excrement. You know, just any synonyms you can substitute. Yes. It is THAT bad. I believe my eyes have been blemished to the extent of "blindness". As I speak, somehow, a cataract seems to be forming right out of the corner of my....radio. Erm? Senseless much? Nah, I just don't want to hax myself you know. I'm living an important period of my life.
But seriously, coming back to subject of discussion, I have a FEELING that MAYBE watching porn gives your balls...I mean eyeballs...better treatment. Heh heh. I'm not saying anything here. Whether I watch porn or not, its really up to you. If you think I don't watch those DIRTY STUFF!... then I don't. (I'm so good at covering up my tracks) LOL EXPOSED!
LOL this reminds me. There is this really hilarious comment I saw on 'Youtube' and ever since, it has remained impressed in my mind for eternity. (Well...exaggerated a little. I don't know if it will be for eternity. We might find out in 2012.)
Alright, enough chit-chat. Here goes: "Ohemgee!!!! My eyes just had an orgasm."
Wow. One word. WOW. I cleverly added in the 'Ohemgee', cuz it just sounded too awesome. Kinda makes the sentence looks even more..."embossed". HAHA. Luan yong vocab.
Getting back on track, training made me discover how tough my job would be. I mean...I thought promoting beer seemed so easy. Even playing CS 1.6 seems tougher you know. How wrong was I! OH well. Guys. Please come support me. 29-31 Jan 5 Feb >
ALL COME the taman jurong supermarket and buy beer from me. ALOT OF GOOD THINGS ONE I TELL YOU. PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU PLS. Damn, how desperate do I sound now...How low can I go (rhymes) ! Oh my sky!!!! Why!!! If anyone reading this finds the song irritating, please notify me via cbox. I dunno why, I find the song really nice. And the drag queen voice sounds really attractive. I DON'T KNOW WHY! OKAY! I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW! IT JUST DOES! IT SOUNDS SO SOOTHING! NO! NO! THERE'S NO PROBLEM WITH ME. NO!
Alright. Signing off~~ Ray-mond-'Cha'...
It was fine I guess...UNTIL a horrifying grotesque image materialised before me...
The officer came in carrying a bunch of yellow shirts. THEY LOOKED LIKE......lets see, what word can I use to describe those abominable pieces of clothing. Oh yea. Shit.
Let me reiterate my point...I seriously think there is a need to emphasise the gravity of the situation. The uniform looked like poo. Dung. Caca. Faeces. Manure. Excrement. You know, just any synonyms you can substitute. Yes. It is THAT bad. I believe my eyes have been blemished to the extent of "blindness". As I speak, somehow, a cataract seems to be forming right out of the corner of my....radio. Erm? Senseless much? Nah, I just don't want to hax myself you know. I'm living an important period of my life.
But seriously, coming back to subject of discussion, I have a FEELING that MAYBE watching porn gives your balls...I mean eyeballs...better treatment. Heh heh. I'm not saying anything here. Whether I watch porn or not, its really up to you. If you think I don't watch those DIRTY STUFF!... then I don't. (I'm so good at covering up my tracks) LOL EXPOSED!
LOL this reminds me. There is this really hilarious comment I saw on 'Youtube' and ever since, it has remained impressed in my mind for eternity. (Well...exaggerated a little. I don't know if it will be for eternity. We might find out in 2012.)
Alright, enough chit-chat. Here goes: "Ohemgee!!!! My eyes just had an orgasm."
Wow. One word. WOW. I cleverly added in the 'Ohemgee', cuz it just sounded too awesome. Kinda makes the sentence looks even more..."embossed". HAHA. Luan yong vocab.
Getting back on track, training made me discover how tough my job would be. I mean...I thought promoting beer seemed so easy. Even playing CS 1.6 seems tougher you know. How wrong was I! OH well. Guys. Please come support me. 29-31 Jan 5 Feb >
ALL COME the taman jurong supermarket and buy beer from me. ALOT OF GOOD THINGS ONE I TELL YOU. PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU PLS. Damn, how desperate do I sound now...How low can I go (rhymes) ! Oh my sky!!!! Why!!! If anyone reading this finds the song irritating, please notify me via cbox. I dunno why, I find the song really nice. And the drag queen voice sounds really attractive. I DON'T KNOW WHY! OKAY! I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW! IT JUST DOES! IT SOUNDS SO SOOTHING! NO! NO! THERE'S NO PROBLEM WITH ME. NO!
Alright. Signing off~~ Ray-mond-'Cha'...
12.1.10
Muri muri
Haha. Another great day. Nothing much happened except for some rain and some PSKs. Yea.
So Another Random Thought:
So..................Some really good reasons why dining out with girls is good.
1. For the obvious reason. I'm not going to say it! Guess! HAHA beeches.
2. 2nd most importantly, girls tend to not finish their food. Thus, you can eat up their leftovers and act as if you are those people who don't waste their food, but in actual fact you are just hungry and you want more food. ( BUT, I really don't like wasting food. :)) Haha. This sounds really despo and in some cases disgusting because some people have these weird idiosyncrasies of not sharing saliva.(That is if the person is not sick) YEA. I think its weird. Got a problem? Call '999' and ask for a fight.
3. LOL WAIT. Sick is ambiguous. Some people term me 'sick' because I listen to 'non-mainstream' rock or because I love gore or because I crack horny jokes sometimes. Meh. To each his own. I am who I am. Not happy? Then eat some ecstasy. I heard it really cheers one up. Getting back on track...Eating out with girls, especially if males are a major minority (if u noe wad i mean), really makes you seem so much more popular! HAHA.
4. They like to take pictures so consequently, more pictures will be taken of you too! And with the advent of Facebook. It really just boosts up your rep. IMO, the more photo tags you have, the higher your rep. LOL. Come on, doesn't it seem right?
Some really good reasons not to dine out with girls.
1. YOU FEEL PRESSURED TO PAY FOR THEM. Well, I kinda resist the pressure most of the time, unless...heh heh. Motive much? Laughing out loud. LOL DUDE I'm deviating from the norm. Because I'm special.... Wait. Halt. I know what you are going to say. So I'm going to make you eat your words before they even come out from your lips - EVERYONE'S SPECIAL!!!!!! in their own way or another.
2. I don't really see the need to come up with another one. The first reason totally just bestrides any other insignificant cases you can come up with. Sigh...The pain of men. Though, I would like to be understanding and state that women too have pain to endure. Not the pain of losing money, rather, the pain of stretching....HAHA. THIS IS TOO GOOD. Gosh. If you know what I mean.
Well, I suddenly had this brainwave, or rather a revelation after yesterday's really awesome event! Haha. Just fyi.
Of course, the aforementioned reasons are meant to be entertaining and not to be taken seriously. Heh. UNLESS, you got influenced by my post and decide to follow my way of thinking. LOL. Damn, I'm good. Well, choose accordingly. The former is pure and weak and will die in 2012. The latter is dark but still weak yet less weak ( because you are my underling), and you will still die in 2012.
So Another Random Thought:
So..................Some really good reasons why dining out with girls is good.
1. For the obvious reason. I'm not going to say it! Guess! HAHA beeches.
2. 2nd most importantly, girls tend to not finish their food. Thus, you can eat up their leftovers and act as if you are those people who don't waste their food, but in actual fact you are just hungry and you want more food. ( BUT, I really don't like wasting food. :)) Haha. This sounds really despo and in some cases disgusting because some people have these weird idiosyncrasies of not sharing saliva.(That is if the person is not sick) YEA. I think its weird. Got a problem? Call '999' and ask for a fight.
3. LOL WAIT. Sick is ambiguous. Some people term me 'sick' because I listen to 'non-mainstream' rock or because I love gore or because I crack horny jokes sometimes. Meh. To each his own. I am who I am. Not happy? Then eat some ecstasy. I heard it really cheers one up. Getting back on track...Eating out with girls, especially if males are a major minority (if u noe wad i mean), really makes you seem so much more popular! HAHA.
4. They like to take pictures so consequently, more pictures will be taken of you too! And with the advent of Facebook. It really just boosts up your rep. IMO, the more photo tags you have, the higher your rep. LOL. Come on, doesn't it seem right?
Some really good reasons not to dine out with girls.
1. YOU FEEL PRESSURED TO PAY FOR THEM. Well, I kinda resist the pressure most of the time, unless...heh heh. Motive much? Laughing out loud. LOL DUDE I'm deviating from the norm. Because I'm special.... Wait. Halt. I know what you are going to say. So I'm going to make you eat your words before they even come out from your lips - EVERYONE'S SPECIAL!!!!!! in their own way or another.
2. I don't really see the need to come up with another one. The first reason totally just bestrides any other insignificant cases you can come up with. Sigh...The pain of men. Though, I would like to be understanding and state that women too have pain to endure. Not the pain of losing money, rather, the pain of stretching....HAHA. THIS IS TOO GOOD. Gosh. If you know what I mean.
Well, I suddenly had this brainwave, or rather a revelation after yesterday's really awesome event! Haha. Just fyi.
Of course, the aforementioned reasons are meant to be entertaining and not to be taken seriously. Heh. UNLESS, you got influenced by my post and decide to follow my way of thinking. LOL. Damn, I'm good. Well, choose accordingly. The former is pure and weak and will die in 2012. The latter is dark but still weak yet less weak ( because you are my underling), and you will still die in 2012.
11.1.10
Yeemoe
I better write this down before I forget again. So...Have you ever actually experienced something whereby you just say or write down an English word and then you kinda wonder it doesn't sound right, or its not spelt correctly and you are wondering whether you remembered it correctly. Well, I know I have. Haha. And it happens to me quite often, and they happen to be those really simple words that are not used often. Weird right? I always have a hunch that it should be right...But it just sounds really weird. I can't think of an example right off the top of my head now but...SOONER OR LATER...you will experience it too. I am sure. Not 100% though. Teehee. This is my insurance.
Well. Today, or rather tonight, was rather interesting. To think some of my peeps actually celebrated my birthday after 6 days. Really grateful to them lol. Gotta admit, I was really shocked, not at the fact that they were going to celebrate my birthday but how the sequence of events proceeded. Anyway, many thanks, my "sai" family. ( guiping shall be my daughter. ) The food was really great. Too bad I think my wisdom tooth finalli came out and now its hurts like...madass freaking uber ulti freak you know what I mean? Cam-whored a little. :D Was really fun. Food was cheap too. Best of both worlds. And my sai family rewarded me with a rebate on my food purchase. DAMN SUGE! Lol, I used it too literally. Monetary incentives as birthday presents...FOR THE WIN. LOL.
So thus far, I am in a happy mood. Well, its really amazing cuz I am not really in a good mood most of the time. Mostly, I'm just really detached and aloof. In other words, my favourite word, 'EMO'. Haha, dude, notice how that went? Two "words" in a sentence. AND THEY ARE BOTH.... WORDS? HAHAAHAHA. emo.
Though, I don't really label myself as emo. I prefer to treat it as a genre of music rather than a tag of self-identity. It started out as the former anyway. I just use 'emo' because it sounds really awesome when you say it in a certain way. Kinda like "EEEE...MOEEEE" or "Ye. Mooo......" in a really "breathy" voice. If you know what I mean.
To end off, I shall say....I LOVE YOU. ( YES U YES U. WHOEVER IS READING THIS POST )
Haha, I read that complimenting ppl now and then really gives a boost to their self-esteem and its really good and healthy. I think I have too much though LOL.
L8...er...zzzz~
Well. Today, or rather tonight, was rather interesting. To think some of my peeps actually celebrated my birthday after 6 days. Really grateful to them lol. Gotta admit, I was really shocked, not at the fact that they were going to celebrate my birthday but how the sequence of events proceeded. Anyway, many thanks, my "sai" family. ( guiping shall be my daughter. ) The food was really great. Too bad I think my wisdom tooth finalli came out and now its hurts like...madass freaking uber ulti freak you know what I mean? Cam-whored a little. :D Was really fun. Food was cheap too. Best of both worlds. And my sai family rewarded me with a rebate on my food purchase. DAMN SUGE! Lol, I used it too literally. Monetary incentives as birthday presents...FOR THE WIN. LOL.
So thus far, I am in a happy mood. Well, its really amazing cuz I am not really in a good mood most of the time. Mostly, I'm just really detached and aloof. In other words, my favourite word, 'EMO'. Haha, dude, notice how that went? Two "words" in a sentence. AND THEY ARE BOTH.... WORDS? HAHAAHAHA. emo.
Though, I don't really label myself as emo. I prefer to treat it as a genre of music rather than a tag of self-identity. It started out as the former anyway. I just use 'emo' because it sounds really awesome when you say it in a certain way. Kinda like "EEEE...MOEEEE" or "Ye. Mooo......" in a really "breathy" voice. If you know what I mean.
To end off, I shall say....I LOVE YOU. ( YES U YES U. WHOEVER IS READING THIS POST )
Haha, I read that complimenting ppl now and then really gives a boost to their self-esteem and its really good and healthy. I think I have too much though LOL.
L8...er...zzzz~
8.1.10
Job search
Just came back from faro recruitment or w\e. Got the job. So yea...7\hr. not so bad. just have to stand in the supermart and electrify the aunties with my eyes. yea. LOL. that is so wrong.
6.1.10
Random
Some really good reasons why the world should end in 2012.
1. I won't have to pay adult fare for long. The world will end when I'm 21. LOL
2. Hm...I don't need to face the fear of aging.
3. Its almost fun to die together.
4. Its better than dying alone. Its honestly the best way to die. I mean...you leave with not many regrets if you know everyone else is going to die with you.
5. Undisclosed reason.
Hehz...................................................................Eeeeeee..mole.
1. I won't have to pay adult fare for long. The world will end when I'm 21. LOL
2. Hm...I don't need to face the fear of aging.
3. Its almost fun to die together.
4. Its better than dying alone. Its honestly the best way to die. I mean...you leave with not many regrets if you know everyone else is going to die with you.
5. Undisclosed reason.
Hehz...................................................................Eeeeeee..mole.
My birthday. emo
Hm...What can I say? Feeling particularly moody. Was fun but some things that happen really can spoil the mood for the day. But I wouldn't mind forgoing a "happi" birthday if u two would even TRY to make up. If u two are reading this, pls...begging you. at the very least. try. for my sake. Do i mean anything to u? help me fufil my birthday wish...."Make up and take this incident as a unorthodox method to strengthen the bond between us that is friendship. Take a few days to chill out and stuff. After that I hope things take a better turn. Adding on to the moodiness was the dreadful thought of getting my a level results. not realli looking forward to it. u noe why! so dont ask. haix. furthermore, gettin to know u got pes c for ns realli sucks to the core. In the past, i hoped for pes c, just to act cool and stuff.. u noe slack and stuff. but i realise thats not wad i truly want. haix. i wan to kill enemies like in cs. u noe wad i mean? i need action. though, driving a tank can be real fun too. i can run over puny people and squash them into pulp. so fun. just kidding.
haix. 2010 is gonna be a sad year. Seriously. just fuck my life. im not even going to use FML cuz it doesnt sound strong enough. i think i am one of the veri suay ppl to these kind of things happening to me. just kidding. people are starving in africa and im the one complaining? bless them.
haix. 2010 is gonna be a sad year. Seriously. just fuck my life. im not even going to use FML cuz it doesnt sound strong enough. i think i am one of the veri suay ppl to these kind of things happening to me. just kidding. people are starving in africa and im the one complaining? bless them.
4.1.10
A few more hours and I'll be 19...Mixed feelings.
I wonder...
Heh...My birthday wish? 2 As 2 Bs at the very least for 'A' levels...Haiz. I just sighed as I typed that. 2. Hair Must Be LONGER! 3. I hope to up my PES... :(
Emo bdae. I might just stay home tmr.
Sadly, my family don't celebrate each other's birthdays...Isn't that a very sad thing?
I'm used to it. I'll just keep telling myself...get over it. deal with it.
this has got to be one of the most epic habits that any normal family has..
I wonder...
Heh...My birthday wish? 2 As 2 Bs at the very least for 'A' levels...Haiz. I just sighed as I typed that. 2. Hair Must Be LONGER! 3. I hope to up my PES... :(
Emo bdae. I might just stay home tmr.
Sadly, my family don't celebrate each other's birthdays...Isn't that a very sad thing?
I'm used to it. I'll just keep telling myself...get over it. deal with it.
this has got to be one of the most epic habits that any normal family has..
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